Christian Heinemann (he/they) is an actor, performer, and natural brunette from Rochester, MI. Known for their witty remarks and dulcet tones, Christian has dominated stage (and ship), screen (your IG feed), and the Taco Bell on 51st St. Christian discovered a love of show business at a ripe young age thanks to a divinely timed exposure to Britney Spears’ classic ‘99 Live Concert in Hawaii (you’re welcome!). Since then, Christian has been making a fool of him/theyself in front of audiences worldwide.

A proud Otterbein alum (go Cards!), Christian has had the privilege of bringing Peter Pan and many other famous Disney characters to life onboard DISNEY CRUISE LINE, fulfilling a lifelong dream of a non-binary person playing a woman playing a little boy. Christian was also a part of the New York premiere of SHOOTING STAR: A REVEALING NEW MUSICAL, having the distinct pleasure of performing an unapologetically queer show in a beloved gay bar wearing nothing more than matching gold and silver lamé briefs (silver for act one, gold for act two, obviously!). In February, Christian completed the ultimate kiss-and-tell by lambasting their past flames in their debut solo show LESS THAN THREE: Love Songs from a Romantically Frustrated Homosexual at The Green Room 42 (see clips from the show here).

Outside of performing, Christian is also a writer, sewist, freelance web designer, and amateur Bernadette Peters impersonator.

Christian now resides in the sun-drenched estates of Hell’s Kitchen, fighting subway rats for discarded slices of dollar pizza.